Farley here,

Humans are odd. They bring rodents into the house and expect me not to chase them.

I can see them hiding behind the glass door! They’re holding these things called Guinea Pigs. They squeak. They run in bursts. So tempting…

I’m a wheaten terrier, stress the terrier. I just want a little sniff of the creatures.

What harm could that do?

Woof Woof.