Ever heard of stealth mode? I need to learn how to be stealthily. So to all you dogs out there who want to do something naughty, here’s what I happens if you’re not stealthy.
I’m visiting my human’s parents. They love dogs, and especially me. But there are some rules Kristina insists on when we are visiting others. She says she wants me to be welcome everywhere, so I have to behave. Like she behaves all the time! Ha!
I wanted in the home office so I could curl up under the desk. It’s my favourite place in the house. I run upstairs and find the door shut.
“Open the door,” I say in my sweetest wine. Nothing. All is quiet. I try a gentle scratch on the door. Still no response.
This is when I bust loose. I need to express my dissatisfaction with the situation. I just can’t help myself, and I get all excited. When I’m excited, I’m noisy. I run around in circles and then I jump on the bed.
Busted. I hear Kristina’s footsteps. They’re getting closer.
Instantly, I lay still and pretend I haven’t been messing up the covers. I give Kristina my best “I’m sorry” look, but she makes me get down anyway. What she doesn’t know is that when she’s not here, I get to sleep on the bed whenever I want.