I don’t know what I was thinking. Well, I guess I wasn’t thinking. Look what I did today. I chewed Kristina’s purse. And not just any purse. Her mom gave her this purse, and she loves it.
She walks into the room. She’s surprised. I never chew anything, so at first she doesn’t understand what’s going on. Then I see the light go on, and she knows I’ve been misbehaving.
She takes the purse away from me, gives me a loving pat on my head, and says, “Really, this is your new thing?”
I wag my tail.
She hugs me.
I lick her face.
She takes me for a walk. She sure is tough with discipline 🙂 Now I just feel guilty. Couldn’t she have been even a little mad at me?
She gave me a starring role in her second novel, BLAZE, and to thank her I try to eat her purse. How do I make this up to her?