I’m the kind of dog who likes to be included in every activity.
It’s summer. We’re in Canada at the Lake. There’s a boat. There’s a tube. There’s flat water.
I know what’s coming.
“Can I go? Can I go? Can I go?” I bark.
Kristina rolls her eyes at me. Yes, she actually rolls her eyes. I take that to mean my question is so silly it doesn’t warrant an answer.
But I’m too smart for her, and I jump before she can get me.
One of my humans, Oliver, doesn’t seem to mind sharing the tube with me, but here comes Kristina.
I’m thinking, boo hoo, it’s back to the dock for me, but she surprises me and lets me come in the boat for the adventure.
At least I get to howl at the kids with they fly behind the boat.
Humans are silly and they do silly things.